I'll take the coal--Canada is mine! Bwa ha ha ha

[taste_is_sweet]

Stolen from desert_rose, though I'm sure it's been everywhere:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, debris_k (-5000 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4682 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, taste_is_sweet

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Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

I was amused how your dictatorships canceled each other out!!

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

Hee! Me too. I'm just that good, baby. ::g::

[squeakyoflight.livejournal.com]

I thought I had noticed a distinct change in government recently...

Still, there's no way you could do worse than Harper!

(When I did this exercise, I gave Kylielee a bone-marrow transplant and ended up with a toy train...)

Love Squeaky
(the good twin)

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I got to rule Canada. Best Christmas Ever.

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

You genocide-inducing dictator-ing ways have been forgiven. Or something. :-)

I tried to see if I could get some fun versions of my own list, but whatever popped up I kept ending up with a moldy sandwich. If I'm to be bad I demand a lump of coal, at least. *pouts*

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

Moldy sandwich! Ha ha ha! It's because you're not nearly as bad-ass a dictator as I am :D

[chkc.livejournal.com]

Hey, not fair! How come you are mean to Canada but nice to Iran? ;)

[taste-is-sweet.livejournal.com]

Iran's had a tough time of it lately. I figured it could use some love.

Canada, on the other hand--spare the rod and spoil the economy.