I'll take the coal--Canada is mine! Bwa ha ha ha

Stolen from desert_rose, though I'm sure it's been everywhere:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, debris_k (-5000 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4682 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, taste_is_sweet

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