Sink Your Teeth Right Through My Bones, Baby

I can't imagine anything worse than a sudden sense of vertigo during sex. Quite frankly, the cliff-diving descriptive scenarios always ring hollow to me. I read a medical article about the study of female orgasms and was shocked to discover how little I knew, and that the study participants' experiences varied so wildly. This idea that we all know what we're doing after a few tries, or even at the end of our sex lives, is total b.s. I felt so much better after reading it.

But the cliff-diving metaphors do not abate, apparently... *eyeroll*