You know, guys, making this many wrong turns will just end up with you back where you started.

Please go read this. There's nothing I could possibly say better than what kyuuketsukirui has already. Except, perhaps, OMG THE FUCKING EPIC FAIL.

Edited because it gets worse! carolyn_claire kindly directed me to sheafrotherdon's post on this subject, which also mentions the use of body-swapping as a way for the lost-in-space characters to get to reconnect with their loved ones on Earth--including conjugal visits. Which is so incredibly disgusting I can't even tell you.