I'm certain that homosexuality is so far off their radar here (excuse the pun) that they'd be astonished that Rainbows represented anything other than 'God's Promise' not to murder everyone on Earth again in another flood. (And seriously--what's up with that? He killed every single thing on the planet except for one family and a boat, but it's okay because he said he wasn't going to do it again? What?)

I wonder how you get to be a Christ-like basketball player. Passing to your teammates? Letting the opposite team nail you to the bleachers?