Okay, for one--the first line had me laughing SO hard... :P

Secondly, this piece fascinates me. Despite the harsh (and hilarious) dialogue between the characters, there is a persistent undertone that says "hey, I really care about you." You managed to create characters that truly felt "deep," which is impressive considering how short the story is. Well--it's impressive regardless.

I loved this piece. Definitely one of my favorites.

Good luck, and great job! :)